So according to the website MyHeritage.com, the celebrities I most resemble:
Walter Gropius (64%) (German architect, founded Bauhaus)
Henry James (50%)
Cameron Crowe (48%)
Colin Farrell (48%)
Shirley Temple (43%) !!
Shirley Temple??? Shirley fricking Temple? What the fuck?
And no, there isn't enough alcohol in the world for y'all to get me to sing "Good Ship Lollipop". And for that, you should all be very very grateful.